Squatching Is My Cardio - Bigfoot Tee

Squatching is My Cardio - Bigfoot Tee

Hit the trail or laugh with friends—this shirt carries a slow-creeping, woodsy humor. A soft, garment-dyed tee with a bold “Squatching Is My Cardio” Bigfoot nod that feels lived-in from the first wear. It settles into your favorite jeans or flannel, loosens at the shoulders, and keeps its relaxed shape through camp mornings, trail-side coffee runs, and late-night story swapping around the fire. The muted, washed color and heavyweight feel give it a worn-in authenticity that matches the joke: you’re out wandering, keeping pace with curiosity and good company rather than racing a clock. Wear it to hikes, cabin hangs, and local meetups where a wink and a tall tale are the point.

Product features
• 100% ring-spun US cotton for durable, comfortable wear
• Garment-dyed fabric for soft, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight, relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for longevity
• No side seams (tubular knit) and pre-shrunk to maintain shape
• Available S–4XL with sewn-in label

Care instructions
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dry-clean